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Dear ______ school,

I’ve noticed you and your fine qualities for some weeks now. Although this may seem sudden, I think I may be the one for you.

You have beauty and brains all in one amazing package. You are mature, ambitious, well-established, dedicated to the philosophical habit of mind, a good provider. I even like your parents. When I read your founding documents my pulse quickens and I long to embody your purpose statement. I will be there for you every day, I will plan fun things for us to do together, I will tell you and everyone I know how wonderful you are. I want to wake up to you every morning and rear your beautiful children, so tell me when I can sign on the dotted line to love, honor, and obey.

I know this is a big commitment, so I’m not asking you to decide right now, but please give me a chance – I love you and life without you would be a barren wasteland.

XOXOXOXOXOX,

Me