worth laughing at

“I would sit in the back of the Jehovah’s Witness meetings and think, ‘This would be much worse if I was sober.’”

“Truck!” *crunch*

“I think you might be looking for someone boring.”

“Don’t you think you might languish in the High Schools? I see you as more of a Classics PhD student.”

“So, in Ch. 14 of the Iliad, if Hera was armed with the weapons of feminine seduction in her ‘battle’ with Zeus, what weapons did Zeus… uh, never mind, let’s move on.”
“You are, by far, the best person with grades ever.

“That’s spelled t-a-p-a-s, NOT t-o-p-l-e-s-s.”

“Atque ego hunc non video… heu.”

“Someday we’ll get to Heaven, and I’d just hate to have God say, ‘You were kind of weird, but pretty good nonetheless.’”